Hello everyone,
I hope everyone had a great weekend. I just received another shipment in the mail of new lingerie. I must say, I feel so ravishing in quality sexy lingerie. I’m still a Vickie’s fan, but when I know you’re probably not going to see these unique danty little things on anyone else ~ It makes the experience just that much more special. One of the reasons I love my job….I love my work attire~!!!
I could not ask for better running weather these last few days. Twelve miles on Saturday, 7 miles yesterday, 5 today….phew. I feel great!!
Today I had my hair trimmed up. I was chatting with my hair-dresser.
“So have you gone on any trips this summer”, she asks.
“Well I went to Boulder, Colorado in May, I loved it there.”
“I love it too, I used to live near there”, she replied
“I want to move to a place were everyone commutes via 2 wheels without the risk of being road kill”
“Oh yeah, I know ’cause this son of a bitch t-boned my car, totalled it, he didn’t speak English, the Policeman didn’t know what he was saying, he was being an asshole, it was not my fault, this jerk was…….”
This girl is cutting my hair as she rants about her totalled car, I see the ends of my hair flying off of her scissors….faster and faster and faster and faster…I viewed my hair quickly, fluently, effortlessly falling to the floor……is Edward Scissorhands cutting my freaking hair now? I’m thinking. The reflection in mirror reveals all, my precious locks are the victim to her frustrations.
“The snow tipped Rocky’s were breathtaking”, I lullingly say in a vain attempt to change the mood
Her cellphone rings “Excuse me”, it’s her boyfriend, so she listens, yells, listens more, yells to immediate hang up. A more agitated hairdresser proceeds to “trim” my hair.
“The damn carpet cleaners damaged our coffee table and did not put all the furniture back”
“And they probably sniffed your panties”
Believe me I don’t know why I said this while she is cutting my hair. I thought she was going to scalp me from the shock of those words coming out of her fairly new customer’s mouth. ( I need this chick to fucking lighten up before she gives me a mohawk)….she gave a belly laugh…took a deep breath….smiled a beautiful smile….
I calmed her down…I still have my hair…
mission accomplished.
