As you all know I am in massage school and when I am done I plan on working part time as a massage therapist.  I don’t plan on giving *this* business up quite yet since I am highly addicted to it (are there any group meetings).  Anyhow, I have my persona it is believable which BTW is not far fetched from another business endeavour on the side.  Well, my out-going behavior and “shoot from the hip” retorts to twisted classmates (and professor), I am sensing the “Adult Entertainer” in me is imposing onto my Vanilla life.  Here are the 10 ways my persona is failing and classmates will suspect my deviant behavior.

10. Calling the massage lotion…lube.  That is what I call my sex lube.  So I say at school, “Hey massage partner, where did you put the lube, where is the lube”.  It is massage lotion…damn it!  I need to get that into my brain.

9. Quick to get naked.  We are only doing neck massage, but I am fully naked and content under my sheet.

8. Every single perverted comment that comes out of ANYbody’s mouth, I always ALWAYS laugh first.  While it does a fly by on the other women.

7. I have been known to come to school hung over on a weekday morning.

6.  When we go on location to give massages, many times we run into situations that end up not allowing us to use tip cups, I suggest garters.

5.  I wear low cut tops.  Not appropriate, but I don’t care if everyone sees my cleavage.

4.  Lingerie falls out of my fitted sheets at school…. that is where that wicked weasel mesh g-string got too.

3. 99.9% of people I invite to my clinics are men.

2. I am not shocked when I hear about a male client exposing themselves to the therapist, but ask if he can be booked with me next time.

1. I know very well what a happy ending is and always happy to enlighten any young newcomer to what is means like I am the all knowth of HJ.