Asinine Canine Song

I had planned the night before to run in the morning.  So the alarm goes off at 8:30am.  I awake and think, yeah right I’m not running (I usually run at sunset).

So I lay in bed listening to 99.5fm to commentary on a CD called “Songs to make your dog happy”.  They played them, and they were asinine.

Songs that went like this

“I like my squeaky toy *squeak squeak squeak*  I like my squeaky toy, *squeak..”

and

“Rub my back, rub my front, rub my head, rub my back etc”

As the DJs were laughing, I was lying and waiting for a song to go..

Lick my balls, sniff your crouch, lick your face, hump your leg..*woof woof woof*, hump your leg, it feels good *woof woof woof*, hump hump hump, lick lick lick, sniff sniff sniff….

I did not wait too long and I turned off the radio.

At 11am, I finally went for a run.  I paid the price for waiting ’cause it was already hot. 

Later went to Starbucks and had to call my order 3 times.  I frequent this Starbucks about 3 times a day, know all the Barista’s by name, I don’t change my drink from day to day, so what’s the deal?

I pointed up at the menu and teased Ryan, at the register…

Just add the “Jessie” drink, It is sure to be a fav among many, I say. 

But really, I’m just getting lazy about ordering my damn specialty drink with the long name. (Do you think I need some caffeine?)

I leave slurping on my latte; content, I continued with my day.  It was a great one!  Simply amazing!

I hope you all had a great one too.

Jessie

Published in:  on July 27, 2006 at 5:24 am Comments (3)