For a communications class I have to analyze my Public and Private Self. 

Definition :

Public Self  is the public image the way we want others to view us. 

Private Self is the person you believe yourself to be in moments of honest self-examination. 

Why is this so hard?  Am I that out of touch with myself?  Or am I just taking this task too much to heart?

So help me cheat.  From the information provided from this blog or from knowing me, what adjective would you use to describe me?  Please don’t say

HOT

Teach will not be impressed.  Thanks.