As you all know I am in massage school and when I am done I plan on working part time as a massage therapist. I don’t plan on giving *this* business up quite yet since I am highly addicted to it (are there any group meetings). Anyhow, I have my persona it is believable which BTW is not far fetched from another business endeavour on the side. Well, my out-going behavior and “shoot from the hip” retorts to twisted classmates (and professor), I am sensing the “Adult Entertainer” in me is imposing onto my Vanilla life. Here are the 10 ways my persona is failing and classmates will suspect my deviant behavior.
10. Calling the massage lotion…lube. That is what I call my sex lube. So I say at school, “Hey massage partner, where did you put the lube, where is the lube”. It is massage lotion…damn it! I need to get that into my brain.
9. Quick to get naked. We are only doing neck massage, but I am fully naked and content under my sheet.
8. Every single perverted comment that comes out of ANYbody’s mouth, I always ALWAYS laugh first. While it does a fly by on the other women.
7. I have been known to come to school hung over on a weekday morning.
6. When we go on location to give massages, many times we run into situations that end up not allowing us to use tip cups, I suggest garters.
5. I wear low cut tops. Not appropriate, but I don’t care if everyone sees my cleavage.
4. Lingerie falls out of my fitted sheets at school…. that is where that wicked weasel mesh g-string got too.
3. 99.9% of people I invite to my clinics are men.
2. I am not shocked when I hear about a male client exposing themselves to the therapist, but ask if he can be booked with me next time.
1. I know very well what a happy ending is and always happy to enlighten any young newcomer to what is means like I am the all knowth of HJ.
Way to go Jessie! That is hysterical. You can take the girl out of the strip club, but… It is great to see you writing again.
Jessie – these are of course only a few of your personality traits which I simply *adore*.
You have to be yourself in life. Wherever you are. It is the only way to be happy. Communication style and content may be adapted to fit differing situations. However, I hope I will never see the day when you actually try to change. You wont be happy being squelched. And I would feel a great loss. And after all, I enjoy you so much, just the way you are!
Too funny!
Self-restraint, I can only imagine, is an absolute MUST!
Hope things are going well – miss ya!
#11- Your teacher tells you that wearing a French Maid outfit to massage school is not appropriate attire.
# 12 When discussing pricing of massage services, you refer to the donation rather than the fee.
Damn, Vic, I think I say that. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. At least I don’t ask for it in a white envelope lol.
I agree GTM, that is why I remain true to myself and surround myself with thoses who enjoy me for me.
You are so right, Gimpy, once a stripper always a stripper hehe
Reading your top 10 really made me smile. I can just picture you in class. No. 13, asking your massage clients for references!!!!
Can’t wait to experience your talents again.
That was cute Gayle.
#14 When my professor walks in the massage room asking if I am almost done massaging my client, I tell him I am not a clock-watcher.
HAHA, welcome to my world;)
After I graduated , they changed the dress code to “scrubs only”.
I was honored actually;)
Lily
Hey Jessie,
This was too funny! This is what makes you so uniquely you. Thanks for bring us into your world if only for a brief moment. I wish I was one of the students.
#15 After you have worked your magic you ask your client if they would like a massage.
Take Care
Dave
xoxo
Jessie, I just completed #2 with a therapist. Coming your way soon wink