JESSIE YUM YUM WANTS TO NAME YOUR DICK
 Do you feel inadequate because you don’t have a name for your penis?  Never fear, I am happy to name it for you.  (If you already have a name, I want to rename it.)  Click on the Penis Name Generator link below, enter your name and presto, you have a penis name.

:)

If I had a dick, it would be called..

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Please share your penis name too under comments so I may address him properly.
Published in: on October 8, 2008 at 11:08 pm Comments (13)

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  1. On October 9, 2008 at 1:51 am JohnC Said:

    The penis name generator has christened my dick “Goliath”………..have you stopped laughing yet? Obviously I had my pants on when I submitted my request to the dick namer. Do we have to be naked when we request a name? I hope not because I’m sitting in Panerra’s and a naked guy showing his dick to a computer screen may be frowned on. I think the almighty diviner of dicks sensed that I was insecure and in need of positive reinforcement, hence the name Goliath. Either that or it has a twisted sense of humor. I’m just kidding of course, I know the wiener wizard can’t really see my dick…..or can it?

  2. On October 9, 2008 at 2:02 am d200shooter Said:

    I hope this works

    Your Penis Name Is…

    One Eyed Wonder Weasel

    Penis Name Generator

  3. On October 9, 2008 at 3:05 am Shane Said:

    My name is “Beefy McManstick” I like that, I believe that just may fit me to a t.

  4. On October 9, 2008 at 9:05 am breaty Said:

    Woohoo! I’m Mr. Big!

  5. On October 9, 2008 at 4:46 pm Charlie Said:

    Apparently, mine is “Pumping Pole of Penile Power.”
    Sounds kind of scary.

  6. On October 10, 2008 at 4:52 am desert-rat Said:

    Your Penis Name Is…

    Fatboy Slim

    Penis Name Generator

    XOXO
    Desert-rat

  7. On October 11, 2008 at 1:38 am bullrider Said:

    Pepe’

  8. On October 13, 2008 at 11:38 pm Dave Said:

    The name generator came back with;

    Meat n’ Potatoes

    Nice! I know you like your meat rare so I am thinking this works.

    Dave
    xoxo

  9. On October 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm mdclitman Said:

    You can address me as:

    Dirk Diggler ;-)

    LOL! That will be fun this week!

  10. On December 19, 2008 at 2:45 am Delmour Said:

    “Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness”
    Now that’s saying a mouthful,of course a girl with your upbringing never talks with her month full.

    P-LOUD : what U do when U pee from from a great height

    PLOUD: field must have this done 1st, to sow wild oats

    P-LOU-D : description after one drinks too much

    see you soon,
    NO SHOES ON THE CARPET!!!!!

  11. On December 27, 2008 at 1:09 pm fevah Said:

    I have a Dirk Diggler for my penis name.

  12. On June 3, 2009 at 10:50 pm wakuda Said:

    Mr Big!

    ss@yahoo

  13. On September 24, 2009 at 10:38 pm Kitten V Said:

    I named my boyfriend’s penis The Commandant because he used to be a Marine.


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