Hello everyone,
I hope everyone had a great weekend. I just received another shipment in the mail of new lingerie. I must say, I feel so ravishing in quality sexy lingerie. I’m still a Vickie’s fan, but when I know you’re probably not going to see these unique danty little things on anyone else ~ It makes the experience just that much more special. One of the reasons I love my job….I love my work attire~!!!
I could not ask for better running weather these last few days. Twelve miles on Saturday, 7 miles yesterday, 5 today….phew. I feel great!!
Today I had my hair trimmed up. I was chatting with my hair-dresser.
“So have you gone on any trips this summer”, she asks.
“Well I went to Boulder, Colorado in May, I loved it there.”
“I love it too, I used to live near there”, she replied
“I want to move to a place were everyone commutes via 2 wheels without the risk of being road kill”
“Oh yeah, I know ’cause this son of a bitch t-boned my car, totalled it, he didn’t speak English, the Policeman didn’t know what he was saying, he was being an asshole, it was not my fault, this jerk was…….”
This girl is cutting my hair as she rants about her totalled car, I see the ends of my hair flying off of her scissors….faster and faster and faster and faster…I viewed my hair quickly, fluently, effortlessly falling to the floor……is Edward Scissorhands cutting my freaking hair now? I’m thinking. The reflection in mirror reveals all, my precious locks are the victim to her frustrations.
“The snow tipped Rocky’s were breathtaking”, I lullingly say in a vain attempt to change the mood
Her cellphone rings “Excuse me”, it’s her boyfriend, so she listens, yells, listens more, yells to immediate hang up. A more agitated hairdresser proceeds to “trim” my hair.
“The damn carpet cleaners damaged our coffee table and did not put all the furniture back”
“And they probably sniffed your panties”
Believe me I don’t know why I said this while she is cutting my hair. I thought she was going to scalp me from the shock of those words coming out of her fairly new customer’s mouth. ( I need this chick to fucking lighten up before she gives me a mohawk)….she gave a belly laugh…took a deep breath….smiled a beautiful smile….
I calmed her down…I still have my hair…
mission accomplished.
Attitude is everything – but you choice of a great outfit makes it all the better!
Ahh – sweet memories!
LOL; great story! I love your lingerie – you always take my breath away as soon as I walk in the door. I can’t wait to see your new things.
I loved this little story. I’m so glad you were able to rescue your hair from possible disaster. You have the most amazing collection of work attire.
While I greatly enjoy your extensive wardrobe,both the look and the feel, the finest pleasure is the gift inside the wrappings.
You know I’m referring to your mind, right…
Your Birthday suit is always #1, but your clothing selections are definitely inspirational.
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Thanks for describing an excellent example of your recent, real-life, “win-win” experience. You helped yourself by assisting your relatively new haircutter in two ways. First, when you shocked her with a totally unexpected personal comment, you short-circuited her ongoing negative thought pattern and caused her to laugh at her short-term situation. Second, you gave her a very funny true story to tell, and possibly “turn on,” her boyfriend when she returned home. In short, I think it’s safe to say, that she will never forget you – even if she never gets to cut your hair again.
Haha, this is funny. But I really dislike those fucking gabby hairdressers who don’t pay attention – they probably fuck like that, too.